Untitled Procrastination Group

[Woodrow LI]

Would somebody check and see if I submitted my last post?

[leese]

Inna minute...

[nateswift]

Intend to post here today, brb.

[davdi]

Woodrow, I thought we had agreed to do it tomorrow.  I'll go,looking for your horses after that, unless you want me to wait.  A fresh layer of snow is good for tracking them.

[Augusto]

Could someone translate "procrastination" for me?

[Mooby the Golden Sock]

Yes, I can do that later tonight.

[davdi]

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

[Augusto]

Eitherway, I wont be able to check it tonight... maybe next week...?

[Ratman]

Procrastination is.........Gee I procrastinated and forgot what I was going to say.

[Mooby the Golden Sock]

Procrastination is like masturbation:

It's a whole lot of fun, but in the end you're just screwing yourself.

[Pastafarian]

I've seen this thread since day 1 but it took 5 years to make my first post.
Boom.

[Mooby the Golden Sock]

You've overcome your procrastination? I think that disqualifies you.

[Pastafarian]

LOL

I have the perfect rebuttal for that...laters

[FGOH]

It seems that the rule here is post yesterday and post tomorrow, but never post today.

[styleislove]

I think I might want to join this group but...it can wait I guess. No rush.

[Former Believer]

I've been considering joining this thread, but I have a low risk-reward tolerance due to a severely damaged psyche, caused primarily by my upbringing among wolves.  Please don't hurt me.

[Pastafarian]

FB, don't worry. The most important BM FOR LATER

[Former Believer]

Sorry, but I just can't deal with trying to figure out whether or not your words are sincere or not at the moment.  Too much for me to handle.  Thanks for reaching out, though.  I'll hopefully try to get back with you one of these days.

[Ratman]

I think Mooby's agenda for this thread will be on the horizon soon I bet.  I'll try to get with that when he does put it on the horizon.  For now, it is no hurry.

[davdi]

What?  Friday?  Why?  No, no, no, I don't have the time.  I tried giving up watches for lent, but I'll have to do that later.  Oh!  You can handle that?  When?  Yeah!  Tomorrow will be fine.