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Funniest joke in the world.

Started by Mr. Blackwell, May 13, 2014, 10:44:01 PM

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Kiahanie

You spoiled it for everyone, Blackwell.
"If there were a little more silence, if we all kept quiet ... maybe we could understand something." --Federico Fellini....."Silence is the language of God, all else is poor translation" -Jellaludin Rumi,

Mr. Blackwell

Imma try something


Quote from: Mr. Blackwell on December 31, 2021, 08:21:21 PM
What do Sigmund Freud and Bill Cosby share in common?

Spoiler
The both explored the unconscious
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At this time the answer is not no. The question is why?

Mr. Blackwell


What do Sigmund Freud and Bill Cosby share in common?


Spoiler
The both explored the unconscious
[close]
At this time the answer is not no. The question is why?

Mr. Blackwell

Spoiler
where did the spoiler go?
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At this time the answer is not no. The question is why?

Mr. Blackwell

Quote from: Mr. Blackwell on February 09, 2022, 01:48:13 AM

What do Sigmund Freud and Bill Cosby share in common?


Spoiler
The both explored the unconscious
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At this time the answer is not no. The question is why?

Mr. Blackwell

At this time the answer is not no. The question is why?

none

Why did the hoarse get a silliness
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Took path energies@%#@😙🤯
how long after I type amen do I get the money?
I'm lost, if you see me you are lost also
If Jesus believed in himself he wouldn't have been Jewish.

Mr. Blackwell

At this time the answer is not no. The question is why?

Jstwebbrowsing

I am "not allowed to view spoiler contents".
But the greatest one among you must be your minister.  Whoever exalts himself will be humbled,
and whoever humbles himself will be exalted.

Mt 23:11,12

Kiahanie

"If there were a little more silence, if we all kept quiet ... maybe we could understand something." --Federico Fellini....."Silence is the language of God, all else is poor translation" -Jellaludin Rumi,

none

how long after I type amen do I get the money?
I'm lost, if you see me you are lost also
If Jesus believed in himself he wouldn't have been Jewish.

Mr. Blackwell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYPBg6w8KJc&ab_channel=JohnTalks

And to think, the Academy told Kanye he wasn't welcome at the awards ceremony because he might lash out and cause a scene.
At this time the answer is not no. The question is why?

Boots

#312
This, right here, could be the funniest joke ever (it's all in the delivery...I wish I had Fozzie Bear as my co-conspirator!!)

wtf...i can't seem to get youtube vids to post.
Religion=institutionalized superstition

Apologetics=the art of making s**t up to make other made-up s**t sound more plausible

"To not believe in god is to know that it falls to us to make the world a better place."

~Sam Harris

Mr. Blackwell

Quote from: Boots on April 07, 2022, 06:43:09 PM
This, right here, could be the funniest joke ever (it's all in the delivery...I wish I had Fozzie Bear as my co-conspirator!!)

wtf...i can't seem to get youtube vids to post.


Just copy/paste the youtube link. Even if the video thumbnail doesn't show, the link will still be here. You gots my curiosity up.
At this time the answer is not no. The question is why?

8livesleft

Quote from: Mr. Blackwell on March 28, 2022, 06:24:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYPBg6w8KJc&ab_channel=JohnTalks

And to think, the Academy told Kanye he wasn't welcome at the awards ceremony because he might lash out and cause a scene.

That was nuts. I mean, it's not even ok to resort to violence even in a heated argument.

But this dude walks right up AFTER laughing at the joke himself.

Mr. Blackwell

#315
And gives a speach about love when he recieves his award while Cris Rock turned the other cheek.
At this time the answer is not no. The question is why?

8livesleft

Quote from: Mr. Blackwell on April 08, 2022, 03:53:09 AM
And gives a speach about love when he recieves his award while Cris Rock turned the other cheek.

And Cris was also the one who told everyone Will should stay.

Cris Rock handled himself perfectly. So as bad as Will behaved, thank god Cris behaved the way he did and he continues to behave well.

kevin

dare to know.

Mr. Blackwell

We are all just sharks when there is blood in the water.

Eat the rich
At this time the answer is not no. The question is why?

none

A motorcycle mechanic says "I can repair any motorcycle"
Some PhD says "can you do it with the motor running"
how long after I type amen do I get the money?
I'm lost, if you see me you are lost also
If Jesus believed in himself he wouldn't have been Jewish.

none

Quote from: Mr. Blackwell on May 13, 2014, 10:44:01 PMIt's been scientifically proven! If you haven't heard it before, here it is...

QuoteTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guys says "OK, now what?"

http://www.npr.org/blogs/13.7/2014/03/07/287250640/what-is-the-funniest-joke-in-the-world




What's your favorite joke? I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.




2 dudes dressed like nuns
how long after I type amen do I get the money?
I'm lost, if you see me you are lost also
If Jesus believed in himself he wouldn't have been Jewish.

Mr. Blackwell

#321
Were they Greek?

"So Hitler dies and meets God...
God: You know a lot of people died because of you, I have to send you to hell

Hitler: Can I have one last wish first?

God: Sure, why not

Hitler: I want you to kill ten thousand Jews and two Greeks

God: Why two Greeks?

Hitler: See? Even you don't give a f**k about the Jews"
At this time the answer is not no. The question is why?