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Started by Jay, June 04, 2011, 03:52:18 PM
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Quote from: acctnt_shan on June 06, 2011, 11:52:18 PM
Quote from: Ratman on June 06, 2011, 11:59:52 PMQuote from: acctnt_shan on June 06, 2011, 11:52:18 PMJay, How can you say no to that sad face?
Quote from: jay799 on June 06, 2011, 11:37:08 PMQuote from: Ratman on June 06, 2011, 11:33:49 PMI once went 110 in a 65 mph zone. Oops. I almost lost my license while still on probation(you were on a probation license the first 6 months you got it in NY at the time) for going 79 in a 30. The cop didn't show up though, so the Judge sat there and lectured me for 30 minutes before dismissing my case. I also once got 2 speeding tickets within 10 miles on the PA turnpike. Stoopid PA cops.
Quote from: Ratman on June 06, 2011, 11:33:49 PMI once went 110 in a 65 mph zone. Oops.
Quote from: jay799 on June 06, 2011, 05:41:15 PMI envisioned it as a place for people that are the typical 'rebel' type, the type that just doesn't give a s**t sometimes what others think of them. And this place would be a meeting place for them to get together.....maybe to have fun at one anothers expense(like a bash the person above you thread), maybe to discuss controversial issues such as drinking and drugs from a positive perspective without threat of harassment, maybe a thread for the most craziest screwed up music videos you have ever seen, or what you listen to when messed up or a troll each other thread.
Quote from: jay799 on June 07, 2011, 12:30:03 AMSee...Ive found that the 'ball and chain' act works best for getting out of tickets. I have gotten out of far more tickets than I have received using it.How does the 'ball and chain' act work?Well, first of it only will work on a male cop...and only from a guy. Then when the cop says.....do you know why I pulled you over? You act flustered and say something like...."I am sorry officer, I know I was wrong. It's just....my wife has been calling me all day for "xyz improvise here depending on the time of time" and she is really pissed off at me. She is gonna be really pissed when I do finally make it home, cause the last time she called me and yelled at me, I hung up on her. I am sorry, here is my drivers license"At this point....more often than not, the cop will hand me back my license and tell me to have a nice day, as he knows I am about to get it worse than anything he could ever do to me. ;) Funnily enough, I have never even been asked where my wedding ring is....but I have a backup plan for that too....*looks down at finger and produce a look of horror on my face and say* "OH MY GOD, now she is really going to kill me."