Member Photo Thread

[catwixen]

Why does the middle sister look like the innocent one? Was she adopted?

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! 

[Pastafarian]

A band I play in:
I'm the one with the Hello Kitty panties



Dressed "normally"


My wife and I


Rode into a tree. 2 weeks later I rode into another, not 10 meters from this one 

[David M]

^ I'm guessing intoxicants were involved in at least three of these pictures.

No wonder you can't find God!

[catwixen]

LOL Pasta! 

[David M]

Hello All,

I NEVER wore a bra, unless I was going to Church or something, until I was 40, and even then it was only because people gross out at braless women over 40, and my breast are two different sizes so I was getting too many comments re my nipples not matching up, and I don't think I have overly saggy boobs for an almost 50 year old.

Seeing as how Catwixen posted THAT pic without asking me, she can't complain if I post this one. And be warned Cat, I HAVE OTHERS, REMEMBER!!!!!!

It's hard to tell in that outfit, but they don't look tubular to me.

[David M]

Ps I've known too many women who didn't wear bras and yes it looked bad.
A bra CAN provide adequate support.
Obviously the reaching the belly was an exaggeration :)

weight gain and loss and pregnancy affect  breast sag regardless of bra  support. Your posture and pectoral muscles are more important in keeping those puppies  appearing aloft, when you unleash them from a bra.

Reminds me of an exercise my sister used to do, to the chant of, "We must, we must, we must improve our bust!"

Oh, the abuse I took from that girl.

[Pastafarian]

^ I'm guessing intoxicants were involved in at least three of these pictures.

No wonder you can't find God!

Prick. Guess again.

[catwixen]

It's hard to tell in that outfit, but they don't look tubular to me.

This is why I will like you no matter how preachy you get....

[energy]

DavidM,
You really are in touch with your feminine side !

And

Tubular, thank you for posting, i feel better now because dont really want to be so obsessed with 'EM' if you know what I mean :)

[David M]

DavidM,
You really are in touch with your feminine side !

It was the only way to survive growing up with three older sisters, no brothers and a dad who didn't care that much for boys.  That, and sharing a bedroom with one of them from the time she was aged 12-16!  One time, when she was having cramps really bad, she made me promise that no matter what I did, I would never be a girl.  It's probably the only promise I ever made in my life that I've been able to keep, other than my second marriage, so far at least, and I have no plans to break it any time soon.

Be a woman, no thank you.  Love 'em to death, every one.  (Though I'll admit having a real hard time with the man haters who assume all men are pigs.)

Oh, the marriage is probably safe, too, unless Sweetling suddenly appears on my doorstep!  The only other two women who could turn my head are Goldie Hawn and Jennifer Garner.

[TubularBelle]

Tubular, thank you for posting, i feel better now because don't really want to be so obsessed with 'EM' if you know what I mean :)

Ummmm, actually I don't, can you explain it to me please, hehe.

[TubularBelle]

It's hard to tell in that outfit, but they don't look tubular to me.

Thanks David, I think!

Corsets are a wonderful invention.

[Kerlyssa]

[leese]

Suddenly the thread has largish audience.

[rickymooston]

...

was kitty declawed? 

[Son of Man]

That kitten is living my dream.  : )

[Kerlyssa]

Suddenly the thread has largish audience.

Chest hair is a popular issue.

That's after a year's worth of laser treatments by the way, I need to save up to get that last stubborn spot removed- the pale hairs don't respond well to light. I may have to resort to electrolysis. 

[leese]

Suddenly the thread has largish audience.

Chest hair is a popular issue.

That's after a year's worth of laser treatments by the way, I need to save up to get that last stubborn spot removed- the pale hairs don't respond well to light. I may have to resort to electrolysis. 

Well, just a heads up; the electrolysis REALLY hurts on your nipples. i gotta go get my hooves trimmed now. More girl  talk later.

[David M]

That kitten is living my dream.  : )

  brrrrrrr...

[catwixen]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL Kerl!!!! +1
Your lucky boobies! 

[Kerlyssa]

That kitten is living my dream.  : )

  brrrrrrr...

[David M]

 

[Kerlyssa]

Newt always has a comment about the forums.



She really needs to learn how to type. I bet she's an atheist. :)



For now, I'll just have to relay her messages as best I can. Newt says Mreep.

[Son of Man]

That first one's my favorite.  : )

[David M]

Newt always has a comment about the forums.

She really needs to learn how to type. I bet she's an atheist. :)

For now, I'll just have to relay her messages as best I can. Newt says Mreep.

Most cats I know are satanists, but you could be right.

Have you noticed any strange, cruel, ritual like activity involving mice?  You know, where they terrorize the poor critter to death as if it were a game, and then continue to poke at the lifeless body, wondering why it won't "play" anymore?

We once had one that would lay in wait for my sister to walk down the hall from her bedroom, then leap out and claw at her legs and go dashing off to hide in the basement rafters.  It especially seemed to relish this activity when my sister was all ready to go out on a date, leaving her brand new nylons all clawed up and bloody.  Then the poor guy would have to endure being "entertained" by my dad while my mother dabbed at the wounds with iodine and my sister tried to figure out what else she could wear.

Ah, such joyous childhood memories!

[Kerlyssa]

When she walks backwards, her purr comes out as 'Hail Satan'. Does that count?

[David M]

When she walks backwards, her purr comes out as 'Hail Satan'. Does that count?

The only way to know for sure is to try to drown it in the sink with your bare hands.  If you are successful, you know it was just a harmless kitty.  But if it claws you up big time and escapes, you know it carries the curse.

Be sure to wear eye protection if you try this.

Jesse, if you're reading this thread, please do not try this without your father's permission.

[catwixen]

That first one's my favorite.  : )

[Kerlyssa]

Rpley dos my thinkingg for me

OGOD HEADCRABS

[Son of Man]

That's adorable! 

+1 for the cuteness.  : )