"IGI After Dark" recruitment moonlight drive

Assyriankey · February 09, 2009, 12:49:35 PM

Qualifiers:

30 years or older.
No menopausal peeps.
No relatives.
No spouses.
No louses.
Nice.

Applications close late 14th Feb. PM me if you're shy.

Sita · February 09, 2009, 01:12:55 PM

I believe I qualify for this, although I am approaching that menopausal stage.

I suppose you could kick me out at that point.

Assyriankey · February 09, 2009, 01:22:47 PM

Quote from: Sita on February 09, 2009, 01:12:55 PM
I believe I qualify for this, although I am approaching that menopausal stage.
I suppose you could kick me out at that point.

When did you last have intercourse?

Assyriankey · February 09, 2009, 01:25:29 PM

Quote from: Sita on February 09, 2009, 01:12:55 PM
Quote from: Assyriankey on February 09, 2009, 01:22:47 PM
Quote from: Sita on February 09, 2009, 01:12:55 PM
I believe I qualify for this, although I am approaching that menopausal stage.
I suppose you could kick me out at that point.

When did you last have intercourse?

Not so long ago.

You're in.

Sita · February 09, 2009, 01:28:39 PM

Quote from: Assyriankey on February 09, 2009, 01:25:29 PM
Quote from: Sita on February 09, 2009, 01:12:55 PM
Quote from: Assyriankey on February 09, 2009, 01:22:47 PM
Quote from: Sita on February 09, 2009, 01:12:55 PM
I believe I qualify for this, although I am approaching that menopausal stage.
I suppose you could kick me out at that point.

When did you last have intercourse?

Not so long ago.

You're in.

You're funny

Assyriankey · February 09, 2009, 01:38:25 PM

2 down, 10 to go.

sky · February 09, 2009, 01:41:40 PM

Check your PM.

Assyriankey · February 09, 2009, 01:43:52 PM

9 lives left.

rakhel · February 09, 2009, 02:13:56 PM

Well hell. the only thing disqualifying me is the spouse. Oh well

Assyriankey · February 09, 2009, 02:18:01 PM

Quote from: rakhel on February 09, 2009, 02:13:56 PM
Well hell. the only thing disqualifying me is the spouse. Oh well

8 left.

sky · February 09, 2009, 02:31:23 PM

Quote from: rakhel on February 09, 2009, 02:13:56 PM
Well hell. the only thing disqualifying me is the spouse. Oh well

Keep him in the corner. kidding Yosi,,just kidding..

leese · February 09, 2009, 06:55:27 PM

I'm 92% nice;good enough?

Assyriankey · February 09, 2009, 10:30:30 PM

7 slots available :)

catwixen · February 10, 2009, 05:32:49 AM

I AM NOT MENOPAUSAL!!!!!!!!!

Can I join?
What happens in this club anyhoo? Whats it all about?

Assyriankey · February 10, 2009, 05:43:31 AM

Cat, you can join.

But you can't go making posts like "Ewww, that's fkn gross!" and "OMFG, you dirty bastard!" and stuff like that.

Deal?

Trevor · February 10, 2009, 05:47:12 AM

I AM IN! I AM SO IN!

Assyriankey · February 10, 2009, 05:50:48 AM

LOL!

No.

Trevor · February 10, 2009, 05:56:38 AM

you cant discriminate against me because i am under 30.
thats bulls**t man!
i feel i could contribute a lot to this thread....

if assy dosnt let me join i consider all who do join traitor!

Assyriankey · February 10, 2009, 06:01:33 AM

Okay. Owing to a very recent change in the way we administer our private groups, this recruitment drive is now closed. Any new members wanting to join "IGI After Dark" will need to be approved by its existing members first.

IGI has now lowered the minimum group size to 5 members.

Thank you for your participation :)

Trevor · February 10, 2009, 06:04:06 AM

so who are the existing members assy? id like you to list them

Assyriankey · February 10, 2009, 06:17:51 AM

Quote from: Trevor on February 10, 2009, 06:04:06 AM
so who are the existing members assy? id like you to list them

I'll ask if they want you to know and get back to you :)

catwixen · February 10, 2009, 08:10:23 AM

lol this is a joke thread.....

IF TREV ISN'T IN I DON'T WANT IN EITHER!!!!

Trevor · February 17, 2009, 12:20:05 AM

THIS GROUP SUCKS BALLS AND IS AN ENEMY OF THE Y FACTOR!!!
-1 to all in this group!

rickymooston · February 17, 2009, 12:26:30 AM

Quote from: Trevor on February 17, 2009, 12:20:05 AM
THIS GROUP SUCKS BALLS AND IS AN ENEMY OF THE Y FACTOR!!!
-1 to all in this group!

The group is moose free, it can't be very good.

Trevor · February 17, 2009, 12:42:05 AM

i want assy to justify why he created this group.
most groups have a common interest, a purpose.
this seems like a small group of individuals who think they are too good for the rest of IGI. is that what is is assy?
or perhaps its just you, getting your rocks off with your little exclusive group of woman you got there.

explain this group. exactly what is it you do?

sky · February 17, 2009, 12:45:05 AM

Don't tell Assy. Until we discuss it..

Trevor · February 17, 2009, 12:45:18 AM

Quote from: rickymooston on February 17, 2009, 12:26:30 AM
Quote from: Trevor on February 17, 2009, 12:20:05 AM
THIS GROUP SUCKS BALLS AND IS AN ENEMY OF THE Y FACTOR!!!
-1 to all in this group!

The group is moose free, it can't be very good.

moose you should definetly apply for membership to IGI afterdark. you meet all the entry criteria. there is no reason for you to be rejected.

leese · February 17, 2009, 12:45:57 AM

Quotethis seems like a small group of individuals who think they are too good for the rest of IGI. is that what is is assy?
or perhaps its just you, getting your rocks off with your little exclusive group of woman you got there.

Trevor · February 17, 2009, 01:15:48 AM

rakhel · February 17, 2009, 02:38:00 AM

Yeah uh trev
If one of my recent smites is from you because you think I'm in this group..I got a PM from Assy saying I'm not. They are discussing my membership cuz I'm married.

Trevor · February 17, 2009, 02:45:17 AM

Quote from: rakhel on February 17, 2009, 02:38:00 AM
Yeah uh trev
If one of my recent smites is from you because you think I'm in this group..I got a PM from Assy saying I'm not. They are discussing my membership cuz I'm married.

Rak i am fully aware you have been excluded from this group cos your married. you were never a target of mine.

rickymooston · February 17, 2009, 02:45:29 AM

Quote from: Trevor on February 17, 2009, 12:45:18 AM
moose you should definetly apply for membership to IGI afterdark. you meet all the entry criteria. there is no reason for you to be rejected.

I suspect AssyrianKey would interpret the "no louse's rule" to mean "no moose's". I'm not sure where I get the idea, but somehow I suspect he does not like me as much these days as he used to ...

rakhel · February 17, 2009, 02:46:53 AM

ok just maken sure

Trevor · February 17, 2009, 02:48:10 AM

Quote from: rickymooston on February 17, 2009, 02:45:29 AM
Quote from: Trevor on February 17, 2009, 12:45:18 AM
moose you should definetly apply for membership to IGI afterdark. you meet all the entry criteria. there is no reason for you to be rejected.

I suspect AssyrianKey would interpret the "no louse's rule" to mean "no moose's". I'm not sure where I get the idea, but somehow I suspect he does not like me as much these days as he used to ...

regardlless on whether he likes you or not, he has no real grounds to deny you entry to that group, based on his criteria.

for the record moose i and many other forum members think you are very very nice. . . . .. . .

rickymooston · February 17, 2009, 02:53:51 AM

Quote from: Trevor on February 17, 2009, 02:48:10 AM
regardlless on whether he likes you or not, he has no real grounds to deny you entry to that group, based on his criteria.

for the record moose i and many other forum members think you are very very nice. . . . .. . .

I like me too!!!

I am however in too many forum groups. Some people like to flee from all things moosy.

If I get tired of AssyrianKey, I can post in the Y-factor which is a better group anyway.

Assyriankey · February 17, 2009, 02:54:25 AM

Trev, I started a private discussion thread about allowing you into our group.

Then I logged in as admin and locked it before anyone could reply.

rickymooston · February 17, 2009, 02:56:24 AM

Quote from: Assyriankey on February 17, 2009, 02:54:25 AM
Trev, I started a private discussion thread about allowing you into our group.

Then I logged in as admin and locked it before anyone could reply.

Trevor · February 17, 2009, 02:56:35 AM

Quote from: Assyriankey on February 17, 2009, 02:54:25 AM
Trev, I started a private discussion thread about allowing you into our group.

Then I logged in as admin and locked it before anyone could reply.

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EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rickymooston · February 17, 2009, 02:57:05 AM

Quote from: Trevor on February 17, 2009, 02:56:35 AM
EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Assyriankey · February 17, 2009, 03:38:55 AM

Your face is a

Trevor · February 17, 2009, 04:11:16 AM

Quote from: Assyriankey on February 17, 2009, 03:38:55 AM
Your face is a

LOL

rickymooston · February 17, 2009, 04:17:33 AM

Can Tamer Hosny join the IGI after Dark Group?

I gather he is over 30 and probably meets the criterion.

He may be able to entertain everybody as well.

Trevor · February 17, 2009, 04:18:50 AM

Quote from: rickymooston on February 17, 2009, 04:17:33 AM
Can Tamer Hosny join the IGI after Dark Group?

I gather he is over 30 and probably meets the criterion.

He may be able to entertain everybody as well.

LOL! +1

Trevor · February 17, 2009, 04:23:40 AM

looks like assy is clearly avoiding the questions put to him.
its a shame to see IGI after dark exposed for what it really is.
one man using forum members for his own sick fantasy.

SkunkButt · February 17, 2009, 04:25:30 AM

"IGI" After Dark recruitment moonlight drive?

I don't think this group is necessary at least not here. Every night it seems to get dark without any drive to make dark happen.

Is anyone else having darkness problems?

If so I will reference you to Assey who knows all things dark.

red77 · February 28, 2009, 09:52:07 PM

Quote from: Trevor on February 10, 2009, 05:56:38 AM
you cant discriminate against me because i am under 30.
thats bulls**t man!
i feel i could contribute a lot to this thread....

if assy dosnt let me join i consider all who do join traitor!

Really?

Assy, let me in!

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