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« on: October 02, 2008, 10:31:21 AM »

Alot of people have this prejudice that blond women are dumb.

However, I've noticed two things:
1) Some women choose to act stupid in order to gain advantages from men
2) Some of these women have observed that many men are attracted to women with platinum blonde hair.
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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2008, 10:42:56 AM »

If a woman is prepared to act stupid is order to 'gain advantages from men' then her acting is just the icing on the cake.
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 10:47:40 AM »

There was a girl in my Religious Studies class, that was blonde, and she said -

"Why do I have to do this lesson?! I'm not religious, I'm English!"

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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2008, 11:20:17 AM »

There was a girl in my Religious Studies class, that was blonde, and she said -

"Why do I have to do this lesson?! I'm not religious, I'm English!"

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Did you verify whether the hair was dyed or not?

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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2008, 11:34:22 AM »

100% Natural :)
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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2008, 01:06:42 PM »

100% Natural :)

Did you check the roost? ;-).

Host famous blondes are brunettes:
1) Madona
2) Marilyn Monroe
3) Pam Anderson
4) Hillary Duff
5) ...

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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2008, 04:00:59 PM »

rules of thumb

Blonde hair = gorgeous
Black hair = pretentious
brown hair = wise
red hair = fun
dyed hair = crazy

Don't expect the exceptions.
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2008, 04:35:48 PM »

rules of thumb

Blonde hair = gorgeous
Black hair = pretentious
brown hair = wise
red hair = fun
dyed hair = crazy

Don't expect the exceptions.

Interesting for me

Blonde hair = nothing special unless its really a "daryl hanna" shade of blonde  (Hillary Duff is more attractive looking as a brunet but she got her shade of blonde right. Pamela Anderson looked fake as a blonde but really good as brunette)
Black hair   = gorgeous especially if its silky and straight
Brown hair  = nice to look at
Red hair      =   interesting
Dyed hair     = sexy if its streaked but unless I'm crazy on the girl, could live with out it. More importantly, it does not FEEL good in my hands.
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2008, 05:05:44 PM »

Yeah, I think they can all be sexy, but there are different types of sexy. Sometimes pretentious is as sexy as gorgeous would be at other times. 
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« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2008, 05:49:29 PM »

Yeah, I think they can all be sexy, but there are different types of sexy. Sometimes pretentious is as sexy as gorgeous would be at other times. 

Hahaha.

Mabye its like sexual orientation. Some people prefer blondes some don't?
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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2008, 04:40:17 AM »

There is a lot of stupid out there... and the blonds don't hold a monopoly on it. They do however, have significant market0share in the sector, and are subconsciously more likely to be "ditzy" or "dumb" because of the stereotype being enforced upon them. For every mold breaker, there are ten conformists.
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2008, 06:32:57 AM »

There is a lot of stupid out there... and the blonds don't hold a monopoly on it. They do however, have significant market0share in the sector, and are subconsciously more likely to be "ditzy" or "dumb" because of the stereotype being enforced upon them. For every mold breaker, there are ten conformists.

But must of the dumb I've seen seems to involve Brunetters with dyed hair acting "helpless" in their quest to manipulate men
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2008, 08:21:11 AM »

Does this apply to men also? j/k...
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« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2008, 08:26:09 AM »

Does this apply to men also? j/k...

Well I assume that that are dumb blondes are probably really dumb blondes; at least in the straight western culture.
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« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2008, 06:43:28 PM »

Blondes really aren't always dumb.
I have a few blonde friends who are quite smart.
I'm like a dumb blonde myself, Lol.
Even though I'm a natural brunette...with dyed black hair. Hehe.
Eh, might dye my hair purple. Haha, just for Halloween though.
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« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2008, 09:33:11 AM »

I have black/Dark brown hair. But I don't think blond hair has anything special. A lot of guys when describing a girl say "She's blond though". But I don't think all blond women are "gorgeous".
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« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2008, 07:02:53 PM »

i really like red hair  grin
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« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2008, 07:03:50 PM »

i really like red hair  grin

Oh ....?  cool
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« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2008, 10:37:16 PM »

I am a blond guy who married a blonde.  We had six kids, all with blond hair, all of them above average in intelligence.  My oldest daughter (BA, MEd, with honors) is a brilliant teacher of chemistry and physics.  My six blond kids have seven blonds and four not-blonds.  The grandchildren at the Mexican border are so white they are literally mistaken for albinos.  But not dumb.
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« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2008, 10:38:23 PM »

I am a blond guy who married a blonde.  We had six kids, all with blond hair, all of them above average in intelligence.  My oldest daughter (BA, MEd, with honors) is a brilliant teacher of chemistry and physics.  My six blond kids have seven blonds and four not-blonds.  The grandchildren at the Mexican border are so white they are literally mistaken for albinos.  But not dumb.

Wait, just some clarifications here. Nobody in your family dyed your hair blonde. ;-)
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« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2008, 11:15:37 PM »

I am a blond guy who married a blonde.  We had six kids, all with blond hair, all of them above average in intelligence.  My oldest daughter (BA, MEd, with honors) is a brilliant teacher of chemistry and physics.  My six blond kids have seven blonds and four not-blonds.  The grandchildren at the Mexican border are so white they are literally mistaken for albinos.  But not dumb.
Wait, just some clarifications here. Nobody in your family dyed your hair blonde. ;-)
What's to clarify, Clairol?  smiley  My wife, children and I were born blonde.  In fact, that meant our children would be blonde, and the one who married a blonde ended up with near-albinos.  Over the years, the hair gets darker, although it looks like my son will go bald long before it turns brown.  So in the later years we can lighten it up with bleaching agents like "Touch of Sun" or peroxide, but we are natural blondes.   cheesy

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« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2008, 07:09:56 AM »

I am a blond guy who married a blonde.  We had six kids, all with blond hair, all of them above average in intelligence.  My oldest daughter (BA, MEd, with honors) is a brilliant teacher of chemistry and physics.  My six blond kids have seven blonds and four not-blonds.  The grandchildren at the Mexican border are so white they are literally mistaken for albinos.  But not dumb.
Wait, just some clarifications here. Nobody in your family dyed your hair blonde. ;-)[/quote]
What's to clarify, Clairol?  smiley  My wife, children and I were born blonde.  In fact, that meant our children would be blonde, and the one who married a blonde ended up with near-albinos.  Over the years, the hair gets darker, although it looks like my son will go bald long before it turns brown.  So in the later years we can lighten it up with bleaching agents like "Touch of Sun" or peroxide, but we are natural blondes.   cheesy

Sorry that I got the quote marks wrong.
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I am a blond too. Hope I'll marry an asian. ;-).
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« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2008, 12:51:49 PM »

I HAVE A BLOND STREAK IN MY HAIR NOW.

Now am I a dumb blond?

Hahahaha, I just can't help myself. I am such a dork. :P
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« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2008, 12:52:33 PM »

I HAVE A BLOND STREAK IN MY HAIR NOW.

Now am I a dumb blond?

Hahahaha, I just can't help myself. I am such a dork. :P

partially?
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« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2008, 12:55:18 PM »

...partially?

Yes, I'll take that.

Hahaha, Just kidding ;)
My mum is a natural blonde, so is one of my sisters.
And, I'm sorry to say, they aren't the smartest of people...

But there aren't any intelligent people in my house anyways! We're all a bunch of idiotas!
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« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2008, 07:32:48 PM »

i dyed hy hair blonde a while back, but having naturally black hair it turned orange... so i guess i was just a stupid oranger. but i wouldnt mind blue hair  troll

i ended up shaving the red hair of my head.
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« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2008, 07:55:22 PM »


brown hair = wise
red hair = fun


I have red hair thats getting more brown every year. Sorta sorta fitting, as people get older they get more wise and less fun :(
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« Reply #27 on: October 29, 2008, 07:11:24 PM »

i like red hair scotty  wink
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