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Trump truly is losing his mind...
« on: March 20, 2017, 09:35:27 PM »
The latest Trump news proves he's losing his mind and is completely paranoid about everything and everyone around him.

Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump’s Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull

WASHINGTON—Rushing toward the president as he pressed the eight-inch bit into his temple, several White House aides managed to wrestle a drill from Donald Trump’s hand Monday while he attempted to remove Obama’s listening device from his skull. “Obama implanted a microphone inside my head to record everything I say!” Trump reportedly shouted shortly before three White House staffers pinned him to the floor and pried apart his fingers to seize the power tool. “You don’t understand, he can hear everything we’re saying! Obama can even hear my thoughts! I have to get it out! I can feel it! I can feel it! I can feel it!” At press time, staffers were panicking after Trump locked himself in the bathroom and began cutting his stomach open with a razor blade in an attempt to find the tracking chip he said The New York Times had put in his food.



http://www.theonion.com/article/aides-wrestle-drill-trumps-hands-he-tries-remove-o-55576

What a crazy person.  ||looney||
Wilson wiggling out of supporting himself:

Facts need no proof.

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Re: Trump truly is losing his mind...
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2017, 12:15:17 AM »
Microwave technology?
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Re: Trump truly is losing his mind...
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2017, 03:15:26 AM »

<crickets> from our resident Trumpers lately....


Steve and Kusa must be pitching their new show to Fox.  ||smiley||
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Re: Trump truly is losing his mind...
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2017, 03:24:14 AM »
He is nuts though. I mean... He lies about being wire tapped by  a former POTUS, and then asks the government to investigate his own phony accusations??  ||spineyes|| ||spineyes|| ||spineyes||

As for the people who still support him. I liken them to those poor people on Dr. Phil that send thousands and thousands of dollars to somebody they don't even know in Nigeria. They think that they will soon be united with this person and will live happily ever after. Then Dr. Phil lays out an overwhelming case showing that they have been duped.

So the person gets angry with Dr. Phil and goes home and continues to give money.  ||collapse||
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Re: Trump truly is losing his mind...
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2017, 03:31:10 AM »
That's why Dr Phil is an American
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Re: Trump truly is losing his mind...
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2017, 03:56:17 AM »
I love The Onion. Great news source!
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Re: Trump truly is losing his mind...
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2017, 08:08:10 AM »

<crickets> from our resident Trumpers lately....

Steve and Kusa must be pitching their new show to Fox.  ||smiley||

It's a cross between "Taxi" and "Seinfeld":
Set in Austin, Texas,
Steve is a bachelor and an Uber driver,
Kusa is a recently divorced cork broker.   

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Re: Trump truly is losing his mind...
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2017, 08:13:41 AM »
Take it this is a wind up?

If so, it's actually not too far fetched imo!
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Re: Trump truly is losing his mind...
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2017, 08:19:01 AM »
Take it this is a wind up?

If so, it's actually not too far fetched imo!

If you mean satire, yes.... I'm guessing "wind up" means satire...lol
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Re: Trump truly is losing his mind...
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2017, 08:21:18 AM »

<crickets> from our resident Trumpers lately....

Steve and Kusa must be pitching their new show to Fox.  ||smiley||

It's a cross between "Taxi" and "Seinfeld":
Set in Austin, Texas,
Steve is a bachelor and an Uber driver,
Kusa is a recently divorced cork broker.   

Ha ha...nice guess.... I suspect it's something that those two have going with Meat...

I meant Fox news....Not Fox network... ||smiley||
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Re: Trump truly is losing his mind...
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2017, 08:31:18 AM »
Take it this is a wind up?

If so, it's actually not too far fetched imo!

If you mean satire, yes.... I'm guessing "wind up" means satire...lol

Well, not specifically! The term 'wind up' means a joke. But as satire is a humour type, it can refer to that!  :-D
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