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Atheism is DEAD...FOREVER!!!

Started by painkiller, December 24, 2009, 02:35:47 AM

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painkiller

Merry X-MAS, my little atheists!

Looks like your website is under attack from supernatural forces...

these little insignificant fools try to use science to destroy every mystery in the universe...but not this one!



First of all: Nostradamus demolishes "atheism"

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wait, wait...

I forgot something...

you little s**ts even talk about me....

GOATS ON FIRE....



LIBERATION!

Sing from the rooftops:

"Atheism is dead!"

http://www.conspiracycafe.net/forum/index.php?/topic/25104-atheist-ap...



BYE BYE ATHEISM




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Let's hear what "SNOPES" and "DAVID EMERY" have to say about NOSTRADAMUS & 9.11


http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/historical/a/nostradamus.htm


and


http://www.snopes.com/rumors/nostradamus.asp


http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/historical/a/nostradamus_2.htm

"Once again, a very few words actually written by Nostradamus ? individual lines drawn from two disparate quatrains, in fact ? have been taken out of context, rearranged, and supplemented with made-up lines by person(s) unknown to make them seem pertinent to the event. The result, as before, is pure bunk. Not even Nostradamus would want to take credit for this "prediction." Anyone else want to have a go?"

Ok, I'll give it a shot...




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Atheist:

have you for but a moment considered that you have adopted a position against 98% of the human race, both past and present?

do you think you are RIGHT and they are all WRONG?

WRONG


now listen to this arrogant puffed up son of a b***h....




little scientist geek who would try to usurp God Himself!!!

jill

It is what it is

sky

My username is sky and my password is #####
-its yours if you want it.

Kerlyssa

God, this song was hard to beat on expert.

leese

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jill

Quote from: leese on December 24, 2009, 02:44:14 AM
what will I do, ||think|| what now.... ||unsure||

Good point leese...good questions.

I admit I'm glad we were told...otherwise we may just have kept on embarrassing ourselves with our admitted affiliation to the cause.   

Whew.......close one. 
It is what it is

nateswift

Quote from: leese on December 24, 2009, 02:44:14 AM
what will I do, ||think|| what now.... ||unsure||

Well, lessee.... you could take up tatting.  There is always a need for home mad lace!
The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do-  Kerouac

leese

Quote from: nateswift on December 24, 2009, 02:50:30 AM
Quote from: leese on December 24, 2009, 02:44:14 AM
what will I do, ||think|| what now.... ||unsure||

Well, lessee.... you could take up tatting.  There is always a need for home mad lace!
Do I need a left hand for that? Maybe I'll just go back to Pastafarism...or rastafarism  ||Ben||
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leese

Quote from: jill on December 24, 2009, 02:48:06 AM
Quote from: leese on December 24, 2009, 02:44:14 AM
what will I do, ||think|| what now.... ||unsure||

Good point leese...good questions.
||hammerhead||
I admit I'm glad we were told...otherwise we may just have kept on embarrassing ourselves with our admitted affiliation to the cause.   

Whew.......close one. 
Boy doI feel dumb. ||hammerhead||
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Assyriankey

Ignoring composer and wilson is key to understanding the ontological unity of the material world.

jill

Quote from: leese on December 24, 2009, 03:02:38 AM
Quote from: nateswift on December 24, 2009, 02:50:30 AM
Quote from: leese on December 24, 2009, 02:44:14 AM
what will I do, ||think|| what now.... ||unsure||

Well, lessee.... you could take up tatting.  There is always a need for home mad lace!
Do I need a left hand for that? Maybe I'll just go back to Pastafarism...or rastafarism  ||Ben||

Can I go with you?
It is what it is

sky

Quote from: nateswift on December 24, 2009, 02:50:30 AM
Well, lessee.... you could take up tatting.  There is always a need for home mad lace!

lol, at one time I wanted to learn how to do that. I went and watched it being done at a Fall Festival.

Yo!
My username is sky and my password is #####
-its yours if you want it.

Airyaman

This thread means...

Someone is getting a dime bag for xmas.
Please take a moment to remember the victims of the terrorist attacks in Bowling Green, Atlanta, and Sweden.

sky

^LOL, Our government will only legalize synthetic heroin for pain so you can't give 'painkiller' the goods.

Yo!
My username is sky and my password is #####
-its yours if you want it.

Assyriankey

Quote from: jill on December 24, 2009, 02:48:06 AM
Quote from: leese on December 24, 2009, 02:44:14 AM
what will I do, ||think|| what now.... ||unsure||

Good point leese...good questions.

I admit I'm glad we were told...otherwise we may just have kept on embarrassing ourselves with our admitted affiliation to the cause.   

Whew.......close one. 

Yes, close one.

And what timing!  It's like all our Christmases have come at once.
Ignoring composer and wilson is key to understanding the ontological unity of the material world.

Apotheosis


catwixen

Please go back to WWGHA...I am sure you are much more appreciated there.
||kiss|| Oh and a kiss for you, cos I suspect you are gorgeous.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow?

Airyaman

Quote from: sky on December 24, 2009, 03:39:43 AM
^LOL, Our government will only legalize synthetic heroin for pain so you can't give 'painkiller' the goods.

Yo!

uh...a "dimebag" is a certain amount of marijuana.
Please take a moment to remember the victims of the terrorist attacks in Bowling Green, Atlanta, and Sweden.

Mooby the Golden Sock

Don't blink; we might miss his exit.
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man.--BÖC

sky

Quote from: Airyaman on December 24, 2009, 03:43:38 AM
Quote from: sky on December 24, 2009, 03:39:43 AM
^LOL, Our government will only legalize synthetic heroin for pain so you can't give 'painkiller' the goods.

Yo!

uh...a "dimebag" is a certain amount of marijuana.

I know that, I was guessing she/he could use that ^ for 'painkiller'...instead of what the government allows us to have legally like Vicodin.

Yo!
My username is sky and my password is #####
-its yours if you want it.

Ratman

WHAT?!  Does this mean it's only going to be Christians and Jewish and Muslims and the rest here?  What will happen to us nonbelievers?  What will they call us now? ||rolleyes||
There's no real relationship between what a person believes and what their religion ostensibly teaches them to believe.

leese

Quote from: Airyaman on December 24, 2009, 03:37:40 AM
This thread means...

Someone is getting a dime bag for xmas.

Who can afford that anymore. A 'dimebag is like $80.00-100.00 these days.
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Steveox


We are the silent majority

Airyaman

Quote from: leese on December 24, 2009, 05:21:10 AM
Quote from: Airyaman on December 24, 2009, 03:37:40 AM
This thread means...

Someone is getting a dime bag for xmas.

Who can afford that anymore. A 'dimebag is like $80.00-100.00 these days.

Darned inflation.
Please take a moment to remember the victims of the terrorist attacks in Bowling Green, Atlanta, and Sweden.

sky

Remember when a dime bag was $10.00? Why don't they call it a a Franklin bag?





Yo!
My username is sky and my password is #####
-its yours if you want it.

jewbacca

Quote from: sky on December 24, 2009, 01:48:11 PM
Remember when a dime bag was $10.00? Why don't they call it a a Franklin bag?





Yo!
cause it's a dimeweight(1/10 oz) of product.  BTW, a quarter sack in NYC still costs $35.

Airyaman

Quote from: yosi on December 24, 2009, 02:08:01 PM
cause it's a dimeweight(1/10 oz) of product.  BTW, a quarter sack in NYC still costs $35.

That's because everything else costs so much. They at least want you to get wasted on the cheap.
Please take a moment to remember the victims of the terrorist attacks in Bowling Green, Atlanta, and Sweden.

jewbacca

Quote from: Airyaman on December 24, 2009, 02:09:05 PM
Quote from: yosi on December 24, 2009, 02:08:01 PM
cause it's a dimeweight(1/10 oz) of product.  BTW, a quarter sack in NYC still costs $35.

That's because everything else costs so much. They at least want you to get wasted on the cheap.
The weed here sucks...BTW, the only things truly expensive here are rent and car ownership.

rakhel

There are two ways to slide easily through life:
to believe everything or to doubt everything;
both ways save us from thinking.-Alfred Korzybski

Airyaman

Quote from: yosi on December 24, 2009, 02:13:04 PM
The weed here sucks...BTW, the only things truly expensive here are rent and car ownership.

Plus, you are taxed out the ying-yang.
Please take a moment to remember the victims of the terrorist attacks in Bowling Green, Atlanta, and Sweden.