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Atheism is DEAD...FOREVER!!!
« on: December 24, 2009, 02:35:47 AM »
Merry X-MAS, my little atheists!

Looks like your website is under attack from supernatural forces...

these little insignificant fools try to use science to destroy every mystery in the universe...but not this one!



First of all: Nostradamus demolishes "atheism"

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wait, wait...

I forgot something...

you little s**ts even talk about me....

GOATS ON FIRE....



LIBERATION!

Sing from the rooftops:

"Atheism is dead!"

http://www.conspiracycafe.net/forum/index.php?/topic/25104-atheist-ap...



BYE BYE ATHEISM




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Let's hear what "SNOPES" and "DAVID EMERY" have to say about NOSTRADAMUS & 9.11


http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/historical/a/nostradamus.htm


and


http://www.snopes.com/rumors/nostradamus.asp


http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/historical/a/nostradamus_2.htm

"Once again, a very few words actually written by Nostradamus — individual lines drawn from two disparate quatrains, in fact — have been taken out of context, rearranged, and supplemented with made-up lines by person(s) unknown to make them seem pertinent to the event. The result, as before, is pure bunk. Not even Nostradamus would want to take credit for this "prediction." Anyone else want to have a go?"

Ok, I'll give it a shot...




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Atheist:

have you for but a moment considered that you have adopted a position against 98% of the human race, both past and present?

do you think you are RIGHT and they are all WRONG?

WRONG


now listen to this arrogant puffed up son of a b***h....




little scientist geek who would try to usurp God Himself!!!
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Re: Atheism is DEAD...FOREVER!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2009, 02:39:02 AM »
um................welcome?   ||shocked||
It is what it is

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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2009, 02:40:07 AM »
 ||popcorn||


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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2009, 02:41:07 AM »
God, this song was hard to beat on expert.

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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2009, 02:44:14 AM »
what will I do, ||think|| what now.... ||unsure||
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2009, 02:48:06 AM »
what will I do, ||think|| what now.... ||unsure||

Good point leese...good questions.

I admit I'm glad we were told...otherwise we may just have kept on embarrassing ourselves with our admitted affiliation to the cause.   

Whew.......close one. 
It is what it is

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Re: Atheism is DEAD...FOREVER!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2009, 02:50:30 AM »
what will I do, ||think|| what now.... ||unsure||

Well, lessee.... you could take up tatting.  There is always a need for home mad lace!
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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2009, 03:02:38 AM »
what will I do, ||think|| what now.... ||unsure||

Well, lessee.... you could take up tatting.  There is always a need for home mad lace!
Do I need a left hand for that? Maybe I'll just go back to Pastafarism...or rastafarism  ||Ben||
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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2009, 03:04:53 AM »
what will I do, ||think|| what now.... ||unsure||

Good point leese...good questions.
 ||hammerhead||
I admit I'm glad we were told...otherwise we may just have kept on embarrassing ourselves with our admitted affiliation to the cause.   

Whew.......close one. 
Boy doI feel dumb. ||hammerhead||
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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2009, 03:08:54 AM »
Looks like your website is under attack from stupidnatural forces...

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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2009, 03:10:25 AM »
what will I do, ||think|| what now.... ||unsure||

Well, lessee.... you could take up tatting.  There is always a need for home mad lace!
Do I need a left hand for that? Maybe I'll just go back to Pastafarism...or rastafarism  ||Ben||

Can I go with you?
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2009, 03:12:02 AM »
Well, lessee.... you could take up tatting.  There is always a need for home mad lace!

lol, at one time I wanted to learn how to do that. I went and watched it being done at a Fall Festival.

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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2009, 03:37:40 AM »
This thread means...

Someone is getting a dime bag for xmas.
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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2009, 03:39:43 AM »
^LOL, Our government will only legalize synthetic heroin for pain so you can't give 'painkiller' the goods.

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Re: Atheism is DEAD...FOREVER!!!
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2009, 03:40:03 AM »
what will I do, ||think|| what now.... ||unsure||

Good point leese...good questions.

I admit I'm glad we were told...otherwise we may just have kept on embarrassing ourselves with our admitted affiliation to the cause.   

Whew.......close one. 

Yes, close one.

And what timing!  It's like all our Christmases have come at once.
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« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2009, 03:40:45 AM »
 ||think||


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« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2009, 03:43:01 AM »
Please go back to WWGHA...I am sure you are much more appreciated there.
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« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2009, 03:43:38 AM »
^LOL, Our government will only legalize synthetic heroin for pain so you can't give 'painkiller' the goods.

Yo!

uh...a "dimebag" is a certain amount of marijuana.
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« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2009, 03:55:53 AM »
Don't blink; we might miss his exit.
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« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2009, 03:57:56 AM »
^LOL, Our government will only legalize synthetic heroin for pain so you can't give 'painkiller' the goods.

Yo!

uh...a "dimebag" is a certain amount of marijuana.

I know that, I was guessing she/he could use that ^ for 'painkiller'...instead of what the government allows us to have legally like Vicodin.

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« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2009, 04:41:36 AM »
WHAT?!  Does this mean it's only going to be Christians and Jewish and Muslims and the rest here?  What will happen to us nonbelievers?  What will they call us now? ||rolleyes||
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« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2009, 05:21:10 AM »
This thread means...

Someone is getting a dime bag for xmas.

Who can afford that anymore. A 'dimebag is like $80.00-100.00 these days.
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« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2009, 09:14:23 AM »
NO ITS NOT!!! Get a Job!

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« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2009, 01:37:39 PM »
This thread means...

Someone is getting a dime bag for xmas.

Who can afford that anymore. A 'dimebag is like $80.00-100.00 these days.

Darned inflation.
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« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2009, 01:48:11 PM »
Remember when a dime bag was $10.00? Why don't they call it a a Franklin bag?





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« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2009, 02:08:01 PM »
Remember when a dime bag was $10.00? Why don't they call it a a Franklin bag?





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cause it's a dimeweight(1/10 oz) of product.  BTW, a quarter sack in NYC still costs $35.

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« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2009, 02:09:05 PM »
cause it's a dimeweight(1/10 oz) of product.  BTW, a quarter sack in NYC still costs $35.

That's because everything else costs so much. They at least want you to get wasted on the cheap.
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« Reply #27 on: December 24, 2009, 02:13:04 PM »
cause it's a dimeweight(1/10 oz) of product.  BTW, a quarter sack in NYC still costs $35.

That's because everything else costs so much. They at least want you to get wasted on the cheap.
The weed here sucks...BTW, the only things truly expensive here are rent and car ownership.

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« Reply #28 on: December 24, 2009, 02:13:55 PM »
$400 to rent a car for one night.
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« Reply #29 on: December 24, 2009, 02:17:19 PM »
The weed here sucks...BTW, the only things truly expensive here are rent and car ownership.

Plus, you are taxed out the ying-yang.
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