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« Reply #270 on: June 19, 2009, 10:52:56 AM » |
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Even some who CLAIM to be Christians will be turned down:
There is only ONE “TYPE” of Christian.
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« Reply #271 on: June 20, 2009, 03:48:58 PM » |
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« Reply #272 on: June 22, 2009, 03:12:52 AM » |
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From a Jewish perspective Jesus wasn't murdered, he got his just desserts.
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« Reply #273 on: June 23, 2009, 03:05:25 PM » |
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Is it acceptable to turn up for a basketball match, smash the place up because you're not allowed to kick the ball, leave ... and then come back and complain that the staff have repaired the damage you caused?
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« Reply #274 on: June 23, 2009, 03:06:56 PM » |
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I can't help but point out that you also completely ignored that you are assigning subjective emotional appeals to labels, which are meaningless.
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« Reply #275 on: June 23, 2009, 03:08:39 PM » |
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But it's only your abitrary translation of "kick", so why should I have to use my hands?
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« Reply #276 on: June 23, 2009, 03:17:21 PM » |
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How can anyone dispute my precise and accurate description of your posts as "bollocks", if they can't read them?
Conversely, how can I hold your posts up to for the ridicule they deserve if they are unavailable for mockery?
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« Reply #277 on: June 23, 2009, 03:29:38 PM » |
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"You're like a fishhook in my ball sack and I'm dragging you through a river of peanut butter"
An Italian friend, speaking about a whining band member.
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« Reply #278 on: June 23, 2009, 03:30:32 PM » |
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"I'm so excited my balls are clanging together"
Same Italian friend
god I love that guy.
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« Reply #279 on: June 23, 2009, 05:32:03 PM » |
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^Your friend seems experience much of his life through his balls.  I especially liked the peanut butter one. |
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"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying... ~Carl Sagan
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« Reply #280 on: June 24, 2009, 01:17:23 AM » |
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Testes 1...2... testes testes 1... 2
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« Reply #281 on: June 24, 2009, 03:56:00 AM » |
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A creative person will always find a new way to express themself.
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« Reply #282 on: June 24, 2009, 06:18:44 AM » |
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One man's insult is another person exercising his right to free speech.
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« Reply #283 on: June 24, 2009, 09:08:50 AM » |
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So go take your -1 and feed it to a koala.
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« Reply #284 on: June 24, 2009, 12:35:39 PM » |
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the point of prayer isn't to run a controlled scientific experiment to test a hypothesis and generate a statistical probability on whether a prayer will be granted word for word. The point of prayer is to communicate with a deity. As most people over the age of 4-5 are aware, communication is not the same as making demands and having them served.
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« Reply #285 on: June 24, 2009, 12:59:50 PM » |
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And there it is - the ultimate out for "God doesn't answer prayers" --> "God answers prayers when what you want was part of The Plan already, and if he doesn't answer you you should be glad, because His will is being done, and any Good Christian should want that, even if it's his will that you get completely shafted."
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« Reply #286 on: June 26, 2009, 05:37:49 PM » |
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If discussions are making you thirsty, enjoy a nice Perrier with a lime.
Ricky
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« Reply #287 on: June 27, 2009, 11:39:02 AM » |
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 What league does the Dicks play in? This is my new favourite thing. |
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I am Dyslexic of Borg: Prepare to have your ass laminated.
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« Reply #288 on: June 29, 2009, 03:05:00 AM » |
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You can't talk about something's existence without talking about its attributes. Otherwise, you are not talking about god since there is no way to differentiate between god and a turnip without listing attributes.
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« Reply #289 on: June 30, 2009, 07:20:06 AM » |
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The answer lies deep within your heart of hearts. The hard part is our hearts are crusted over with the scabs of all kinds of life experiences we haven't been able to process without being wounded, many of which happened during childhood when we were most vulnerable and least able to understand what was happening to us. But when we're brave enough to reach past the hurts to the Truth we've always known, we get glimpses. What works best for me is sitting in silence with other worshippers who are seeking the same light, but I don't know if there's an unprogrammed Friends meeting anywhere near where you live..
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« Reply #290 on: June 30, 2009, 07:21:15 AM » |
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Ah. So in order to hear God, I should listen to my own heart.
I do that. I just don't call it talking to God, because I don't think it is.
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« Reply #291 on: June 30, 2009, 07:54:13 AM » |
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When I listen to my own heart all I hear is "thumpthump .... thumpthump .... thumpthump ..." at about 70 beat per minute.
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« Reply #292 on: June 30, 2009, 05:36:16 PM » |
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beer is agriculture's yeast infection.
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« Reply #293 on: July 01, 2009, 11:10:25 AM » |
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I know you are sharper than to think that Jesus wouldn't consider that someone might pray for evil. Think about it for two seconds. Even if you think the man was delusional, he was clever.
You don't need to say "anyone who asks receives, except if he's asking for evil" if the ultimate goal in Jesus' mind is for them to ask for the Spirit.
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« Reply #294 on: July 01, 2009, 05:30:42 PM » |
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WTF QM?!
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« Reply #295 on: July 02, 2009, 07:47:07 PM » |
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My Ying Yang avatar was cool but Airy was correct, I'd soon change it. I distracted myself. I decided to return the the tried and true hot director.
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« Reply #296 on: July 02, 2009, 08:44:40 PM » |
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The master sailor is someone who understands that just as strong winds cannot last forever, neither can the total absence of winds. Therefore, he is relaxed in the knowledge that sooner or later, things will change again. He moves about the boat, making sure he has done everything possible in preparation. When the wind picks up again - as invariably it must - it will find him ready to continue his journey.
~ Derek admin of the taoism.net forum which I also happen to enjoy.
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« Reply #297 on: July 02, 2009, 09:00:46 PM » |
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A hero is someone who has the opportunity to do something extraordinary, and takes it.
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« Reply #298 on: July 02, 2009, 09:20:29 PM » |
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Though I believe all religion to be hogwash, I dont want to force my children to be "weird" in that regards while growing up. It just isnt accepted down here not to be christian. Its like something is wrong with you if you're not.
I'll let them learn about the christian faith growing up, and when they reach the age of reason, they can decide for themselves what is real or not.
Its pretty obvious to me what reality is, but religion, as much as i hate to admit it...is alot like politics. People have all different kinds of opinions - some rightfully so - some just sheep...but you have to accept them anyway. Religion and politics should be deeply personal anyway, so just like i wouldnt try to "poison" them against one side of politics, i wont do that for religion either. I'll let them think for themselves.
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« Reply #299 on: July 05, 2009, 12:58:30 AM » |
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Inside every idealist there is an disillusioned cynic.
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