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« Reply #30 on: January 03, 2009, 03:23:36 AM » |
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Opposites attract, so my negativity attracts your positivity... and we shall move closer.
That's just a bad pick up line. It got your attention... And I think that's original, I haven't heard it. I reworded it a few times before I was happy with it. |
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« Reply #31 on: January 03, 2009, 01:16:18 PM » |
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If you really want to seduce somebody, piss them off first.
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Elmer's Glue Gloy isn't a good sperm substitute.
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« Reply #32 on: January 03, 2009, 01:40:48 PM » |
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I will die
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« Reply #33 on: January 03, 2009, 03:35:00 PM » |
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"....you're a voyeur."
-Anna
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« Reply #34 on: January 03, 2009, 04:03:26 PM » |
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If you really want to seduce somebody, piss them off first.
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"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying... ~Carl Sagan
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« Reply #35 on: January 03, 2009, 05:09:35 PM » |
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If you really want to seduce somebody, piss them off first.
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« Reply #36 on: January 04, 2009, 12:27:15 AM » |
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Stuff I found myself saying tonight:
"Life doesn't have a rewind button. Or a fast forward button. Those who go looking for them usually end up unhappy.
Things only go in one direction: forward. This thing with him has to progress until it concludes. How it concludes is determined by your and his choices. But it's going to play, whether you like it or not."
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"Quick fixes normally aren't fixes."
I know, I know, I'm a genius. Don't all congratulate me at once.
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« Reply #37 on: January 04, 2009, 12:58:51 AM » |
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Stuff I found myself saying tonight:
"Life doesn't have a rewind button. Or a fast forward button. Those who go looking for them usually end up unhappy.
Someone's never had amphetamines before... I know, I know, I'm a genius. Don't all congratulate me at once.
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« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2009, 11:05:52 PM » |
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The best way to lie effectively is to omit making an assertion altogether.
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Elmer's Glue Gloy isn't a good sperm substitute.
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« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2009, 02:30:38 AM » |
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Vain existence can never exist.
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« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2009, 08:45:42 AM » |
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%It's not okay to be gay. %It's not okay to be a homo. %You shouldn't live that way. %God said it's a real big no-no. -Robert Breaud. |
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« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2009, 01:05:14 PM » |
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Timing is everything.
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« Reply #42 on: January 07, 2009, 08:23:34 PM » |
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Whoever calls "Heretic" first wins~sky
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My username is sky and my password is #####
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« Reply #43 on: January 07, 2009, 08:58:42 PM » |
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There is a reason behind everything, you just have to find one.
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« Reply #44 on: January 07, 2009, 09:17:50 PM » |
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Sometimes people can surpise you.
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« Reply #45 on: January 07, 2009, 10:38:41 PM » |
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A Mokana is a Mokana, and you, sir, are not a Mokana!
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« Reply #46 on: January 07, 2009, 11:35:37 PM » |
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Out of all the people in the world, this is happening to you.
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« Reply #47 on: January 07, 2009, 11:55:48 PM » |
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If you really want to seduce somebody, piss them off first.
let me simplify: treat her mean keep her keen |
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« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2009, 01:47:14 AM » |
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You are the center of the universe. The sun does revolve around you, even if the world does not.
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Elmer's Glue Gloy isn't a good sperm substitute.
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« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2009, 08:53:34 AM » |
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An atheist is a "non-theist" a non-believer. It's an odd word, a negative word. It would be akin to having a sign door that says: "This is NOT a window."
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« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2009, 01:33:41 PM » |
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AMERICA IS IMAGINARY!!! And I live there!
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« Reply #51 on: January 08, 2009, 01:35:11 PM » |
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^OMG! You quoted me! I feel special!
And that was quotable? O.o
"XXXHolic is NOT about sex, you pervert!"
-Sarah-bear, my bbf!
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« Reply #52 on: January 08, 2009, 06:18:25 PM » |
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« Reply #53 on: January 08, 2009, 06:30:57 PM » |
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^I have two BBF's! You and Sarah-bear.
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« Reply #54 on: January 08, 2009, 06:31:41 PM » |
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« Reply #55 on: January 08, 2009, 06:34:29 PM » |
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"Strawberry milk pwns your chocolate milk nonsense"
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« Reply #56 on: January 12, 2009, 01:53:16 AM » |
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I am curious: Are you in any way consciously aware of when your soul/free will is operating, as distinct from when nerve impulses in your brain are operating?
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« Reply #57 on: January 12, 2009, 01:55:12 AM » |
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I do not deny the functions of the brain. I deny those functions are present in a computer. Giving someone wires in their brain does no more to prove that computers are intelligent than a prosthetic leg proves plastic to be intelligent.
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« Reply #58 on: January 13, 2009, 12:54:57 PM » |
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Another cute cartoon would be of a doctor asking his patient if he wanted the infection killed or not. If it were intelligently designed by God, then the virus is doing exactly what God wants it to do, which is to kill people.
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« Reply #59 on: January 13, 2009, 01:01:50 PM » |
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"When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a gay guy. Heck yeah."
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